Poem a Day - Part 2

Sunday

Continue kicking ass

And you will be rewarded

By life and your peers

Monday

Anonymity

Increases your bravery

For better or worse

Tuesday

Whoa crazy lady

Are you really afraid of dogs?

No need to freak out

Wednesday

Bro, that’s not haiku

Moras are not syllables

Pedantic diff’rence

Thursday

Mediocrity

Happens all too easily

Eat your own dog food

Friday

Exercise takes time

And food is so damn tasty

That’s why I am fat

Saturday

Home maintenance sucks

Paychecks paid straight to my Lowe’s

Days spent in the yard